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Previously on Vanderpump Rules... Lauren
and Ashley Workus are these towering

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blonde twins.

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Have you ever been up to Montauk? You
definitely should make a girl trip and

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come. Patrick and I aren't together.

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Like, I'm going to Montauk, and if a
dude comes up to me, I will entertain

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Can you come over there later, or what?

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Maybe we can later.

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Like, gray pubes?

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No, I can't.

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Oh, my God. No!

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The only thing I can think of is that
she's completely wrapped around this

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finger.

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That does not be like one of those trips
where she's just like, well, I don't

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want to do certain things.

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I'm not jumping in freezing cold water.
My teeth are way too sensitive.

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One of those, I will be hungover.

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Why didn't you sit by me on the plane,
Jack?

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Babe, we live together, sleep together,
eat together, play together. I'm sure

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you'd be okay with 45 minutes on a
flight. You'd be all right. So annoying.

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Everything's finally going right, but,
oh, what do I do? I've got to fuck up

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somehow because that's what Jack does.

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Wow. Wow.

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Let me try. You want me to try?

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This is not... Katie, you're almost
there. I heard it.

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Well, that was really anticlimactic.
Yes!

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Did Sheena have fun last night? I think
so.

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Well, you wouldn't remember.

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Did I yell at you?

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Not in, like, full -blown Tequila Katie
way.

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You scare me. I feel like I can't go out
with you unless I, like, commit to,

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like, seriously, like, being on the
prowl.

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I just want you to be happy.

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Patrick and I were together for three
years.

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And I'm not, like, the type of person
that just, like, makes out with random

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people.

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But I want a distraction because I
really don't want to be sad.

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What do I tell guys when I meet them?
Well, I spray tan once a week.

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I love a good blowout. And my exercise
is shopping online.

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It's not what you'd say. It's exactly
not what you'd say. But that's who I am.

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And I'm really into murder.

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Stop. Oh, my God. Who would date me?
Don't say you're into murder, because

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is weird.

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Say that you're into, like, scary movies
and, like, mysteries. Haunted houses.

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Haunted houses. Zombies.

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Ghosts and paranormal. Cemetery.

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Avoid being creepy.

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Like, you enjoy cemeteries. That's
weird.

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I really want to help Stassi feel better
and get over a breakup by bugging the

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shit out of her until her tongue is down
some stranger's throat.

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I'm going to work on it. Let it snowball
and, like, come up with new ideas.

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Don't let it snowball too much, okay? We
start talking about murder and blowout.

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Ugh.

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Ugh. Dude, you stunk it up in here.

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What? Oh, come on.

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No, dude, come on. That fridge stinks,
dude. Dude, it literally smells so bad.

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It's day two in the RV, and we are
barely clinging to our humanity.

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Brittany's the only one that eats
Cheetos and Pringles the first thing in

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morning.

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I mean, Lord help us.

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Why don't you go up there and get the
rest of our stuff off the top?

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That'd be really cool.

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No, I want to fold my fridge. I'm doing
it. Come on. Go up there and get the

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stuff off the bed. I'm going to help you
fold.

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No, you don't even fold. Know how to
fold.

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My stuff everywhere. It should be nice
and folded tightly.

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It is.

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This is all on the fucking side. You're
about to make me go insane.

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Seriously. Yeah, but you shouldn't have
to. We didn't use the other side. Yes,

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we did.

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No. Yes, we did. Is that something to
argue about? No, it's not.

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That's why this is so stupid. No, my
shoes are going in there.

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So put it all out and then refold it
back in. Like this. Makes it easier.

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Yeah, that makes it a lot easier. And
then you just refold it. I'll put it

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in. How hard is that?

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Jackson's zip his mouth.

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He doesn't know how to zip his mouth.
That's his issue. Let me just do this on

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my own. It's not organized.

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Why are you still harping over me? Shut
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Yeah, stop bickering.

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Jack and Brittany need a goddamn timeout
right now. We gotta refold everything.

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No! I can't stand you barking in my ear.

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You need to find their respective
corners and take a little space, you

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Chill out.

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The idea was we could argue.

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What? Ah!

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There's a lot of people. I don't even
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civilized human beings anymore.

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It's every man for himself.

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Turn the water off and on.

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These kind of showers don't work for
people like you that take eight -hour

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showers. You just got to wait it out.
There's a beer in there. Go ahead and

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a drink.

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I swear, it's turned on. It's on, honey.
We're waiting on you, per usual.

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Oh, Jax.

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Jax can't just keep laying into Brittany
all the time.

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Because if he keeps getting in there,
she's not going to stick around.

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You just got to rinse off and call it a
day.

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I'll give you a bottle of water.

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That one and that one.

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Give him a water bottle.

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Jack can honestly be the sweetest, most
generous, loving guy, but then he can

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also be the biggest asshole on the
planet.

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Oh, here we go.

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Hey kids, who wants margaritas?

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I just feel bad we didn't bring them any
liquor. I've heard that Montauk is like

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waspy, but I...

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I have no idea what wasps mean.

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I'm assuming that it means like bougie,
but wasps suck.

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So I hope Montauk doesn't suck.

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We can't stay here very long because I
was texting with the Work It twins

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earlier. Basically, they said that
they're throwing a clam bake on the

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What the hell is a clam bake? I don't
know.

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I would imagine it's like a crawfish
boil, like in New Orleans, except like

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clams. Like a luau?

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No, not a luau. Like how they roast a
pig, like, in stones and, like, under

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sand and stuff? I don't, I mean, clams
aren't really, like, an animal. So,

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we don't have to worry about that, no.

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Let's Google what clam bakes are.

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Yeah, I don't even know what that is.
We're so not East Coast.

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No. It's an outdoor social gathering at
which clams and other seafood are baked

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or steamed.

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What if we don't like clams?

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You're going to pretend like you do.

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Well, I'll take one for the team. I'm
sorry, I'm not a seafood person.

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I just, things in shells and cracking
them open and eating with your fingers,

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unless it's like a french fry, it's just
not my thing.

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Can you guys stop being so negative,
Nancy?

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I'm excited.

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This looks great.

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I did not say a word.

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It's her, but I just felt bad pointing
just her out.

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I don't like clams, but I'm excited to
go to a clam bake. I say let's make an

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effort. to be social and put ourselves
out there.

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Be you, just like a little less of it,
though.

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My liver hurts.

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It's pretty cool, huh?

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That's hard.

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You ready?

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Let's do it.

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Wait, wait, wait. Right here?

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Yeah, do it.

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Yeah!

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When you're there, I mean, hearing the
car, smelling the gas, drinking, just

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your camaraderie with all the other
campers and your friends. I mean, it's

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a whole other experience.

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Dude, look how sexy these semi -trucks
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Sexy, nice, and clean.

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It's definitely good for the app.

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Yeah, it's so good.

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That pork is amazing.

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I got another one.

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You got two of them, Jack?

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I'm a big boy, dude. I got to eat.

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This is what's so cool about coming to
NASCAR races.

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I feel like you meet all these people
that are all just so nice, and they're

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just around.

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NASCAR. You guys, you guys, you guys,
you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys.

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Can we get a picture with you, man? Hey,
how you doing, man? Yeah, let's do it.

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A few things are going to happen today.

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One, going to be an awesome race.

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I'm going to get some sun, going to
drink some beers. I know this is a weird

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request, but would you sign my flat
iron?

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I'm getting my flat iron signed.

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I said I'm flat ironing my hair.

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Oh, no. Bring that down to Pit Row and
be like, hey, NASCAR, can you sign my

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flat iron? I'm out of here, man.

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This is NASCAR, dude.

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I've never signed a flat iron before.
Just for you, man. I got you.

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Oh, my.

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Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Thank you very
much.

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You guys have fun.

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Oh, good Lord.

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The race is going to start. We have to
get down there. Go to pit row.

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There you go. There you go.

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There you go.

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Come

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here.

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Bring it in. Bring it in. Yeah. I need
to know that if it gets to a point, I

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know we're deep right now, but if we go
any deeper.

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And it comes to a situation in which
someone has to throw their boobs to go

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deeper. I need to know that you're
willing to take the sacrifice. No.

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No.

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We'll get you a new boyfriend here if
this one's not.

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If this one's not going to... He's going
to throw the water off when you're in

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the shower.

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We'll get you... We can definitely find
you a new boyfriend here.

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Jax, your girlfriend is actually not a
car?

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Wait, how big are you going to go? She's
getting triple Ds. A full C, small D.

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Am I going to help finance this?

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I want them how I want them. You can't
just walk around showing everybody

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under the hood whenever you want to.

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Coming up.

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By the way, your eyes are... Mr.

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Charmer over here. The summer house just
started and Carl is making moves.

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I mean, I just want to make sure that
this isn't some, like, black tie affair,

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like a black tie claim. Yeah, right? I
just need to know that it's acceptable.

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Right, that you're not going to look
like a whore.

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Yeah.

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Ooh.

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This is nice.

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You know.

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Wait, I just realized we look like an
old married couple.

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Lisa sent me a bunch of text messages.

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On vacay? Yeah, I'm, like, assisting
her. That's kind of fucking suck.

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Not bad.

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You have to call your boss while you're
on vacay. That sucks really bad.

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Is everything okay?

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Yes.

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Hello. Hi, Lisa.

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Hey, how are you?

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Behaving yourself?

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Yeah, and we're just having a nice
relaxing time.

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A nice relaxing time with Stassi. Good
luck with that.

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Stassi's sitting right here, so...

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Okay. I'm calling just to get a little
more information and clarification on

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what exactly you need me to do.

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Well, I've got a hundred things I need
you to do, basically.

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I need you to get some paint for the
VIP.

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I'll say purples and pink, you know,
like a dusty thing. So I'd like you to

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that. I need to have a meeting about the
new sir dresses. So I need to get a

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couple of samples.

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Well, why don't you come to my house
when you get back and we go over

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in detail. Okay, darling? I'd rather go.

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Thank you. I'll talk to you. All right.
Bye -bye.

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She didn't even tell me happy birthday.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Hi.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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I can't believe that we're at a nap car
in the middle of my country.

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Oh, yeah.

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We're right there.

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Yeah, we're right there.

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I feel like this trip has really worked
out to be probably the best ever.

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I mean, if Lala didn't want to come on
this trip, it doesn't

237
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even matter. I mean, we're up on the
Ferris wheel, watching the cars go by,

238
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I'm with the best group of people.

239
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,680
Okay, we're good. We're good.

240
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,260
Wait, can we just talk about what a
beautiful day this is? This is so nice.

241
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,040
wonder if the lobster is still alive.

242
00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:56,000
Or if they've gone. Oh, no, they're not
alive. He says everything's pretty much

243
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,920
prepped and ready. You guys killed it
with the setup.

244
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:03,060
Smile. Because of the sun, I don't want
them to think I have resting fish face.

245
00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:05,180
Oh, my God, we're dressed perfectly for
this occasion.

246
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,000
This is so pretty.

247
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,880
Fancy. I thought it was like going to a
wedding.

248
00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:11,289
Like, whew.

249
00:14:11,290 --> 00:14:15,530
Everyone's all dressed up and pretty.
There are, like, cute little lights and

250
00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:16,530
lantern -y things.

251
00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:19,850
And there's a really long table with,
like, white linen.

252
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,050
It's the prettiest wedding I've ever
been to.

253
00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:23,670
Stop. He's here.

254
00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:24,850
Hi.

255
00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:26,350
Hi.

256
00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:28,510
Welcome, guys.

257
00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:34,170
Hi. I can't handle it. Hi. So nice to
meet you. Oh, my God. I love FaceTime.

258
00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:35,370
Hi.

259
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,470
Your guys' Montauk outfits, like, on
point. We're all wearing two -piece.

260
00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:42,190
Kristen with the two -piece. With the
two -piece.

261
00:14:43,430 --> 00:14:44,430
Winning.

262
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,370
You look off the shoulder.

263
00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:47,770
You look amazing.

264
00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:53,130
Sheena. Is it your first time out here?
Yes. Oh, my gosh, what do you guys

265
00:14:53,130 --> 00:14:54,770
think? It's so relaxing.

266
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:56,630
Kyle.

267
00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:00,290
Kyle. Dossie.

268
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,030
Dossie. Yes.

269
00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:04,330
This is quite a contract from last
night.

270
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,060
There are young men here.

271
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,640
They're attractive.

272
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,120
They're dressed well.

273
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,400
How long are you going to get through?

274
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:14,600
Tomorrow. We go home tomorrow morning.
We all head back to work tomorrow

275
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,240
morning. How do I get over that? Well,
help me understand L .A.

276
00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:18,820
Every day is like, yo, Saturday.

277
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,540
We work our asses off. Yeah, and none of
us have real jobs.

278
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:28,360
We have Sunday fun days. Monday, we have
to literally get up. We're getting up

279
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,000
at 5 a .m. tomorrow. We're driving. No,
we're getting up at 4.

280
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,320
Monday is my favorite day out of the
week.

281
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:38,540
I'm just not a 9 to 5 type of person. I
love to sleep in. I like to stay up

282
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:40,580
late. I like to go out during the week.

283
00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:42,500
So I don't know how the fuck they do it.

284
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,580
Great money, but that sucks to be you.

285
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:52,530
Oh, my God.

286
00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:56,130
Oh, my God. It's like prepared. Thank
you so much. I hear tuna. Oh, no, thank

287
00:15:56,130 --> 00:15:57,390
you. I mean, all good.

288
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,510
I don't really eat fish.

289
00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:02,590
Really?

290
00:16:02,810 --> 00:16:06,130
You don't eat fish? I don't like it. I
don't know. This is phenomenal.

291
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,610
Oh, my God. Look at Stephen in his
selfie with a lobster.

292
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,470
Okay, so I know you all needed a refill.

293
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:13,830
Oh, wow.

294
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:17,630
I have to give you the Magnum Rose.
Happy birthday, Stassi.

295
00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:21,200
You get to pour the first drink. This is
amazing.

296
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,220
Quick, chug it.

297
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:30,160
Lower it, lower it, lower it. A magnum
bottle of rosé. The East Coast, the West

298
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,700
Coast. The best summer ever.

299
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,700
Happy birthday, Scott. Thank you, guys.

300
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,880
I've never felt more at home anywhere.

301
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,820
This is my first time doing this. Is
there, like, a certain way you're

302
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:43,880
to eat it? Well, you know how crawfish,
you, like, have to, like... Yeah, no,

303
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:44,859
no, no.

304
00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:47,220
Sucking things down. No, no, let's not
go that far.

305
00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:50,100
This is so good.

306
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,860
I can't eat food like that.

307
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,720
I just do not like it.

308
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:58,480
You should never eat anything with
claws. I mean, are you going to eat a

309
00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:02,020
No. So why would you eat something from
the ocean with claws?

310
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,720
I'm sorry, I don't want to eat it.

311
00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:08,520
Are those all the same thing? Why do
they have different color shells?

312
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:10,260
Summer mussels.

313
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,440
I remember I used to serve mussels, but
no.

314
00:17:13,169 --> 00:17:14,169
Would you try one?

315
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,869
It's a very colorful table.

316
00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:19,730
I'm going to go get more rosé.

317
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:23,869
These people planned this party for us.
And you're saying I don't eat food like

318
00:17:23,869 --> 00:17:24,869
this?

319
00:17:26,849 --> 00:17:29,750
It's a lot to deal with and a lot of
work.

320
00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:31,190
Just present it to me.

321
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,450
Sunflower seeds?

322
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:35,110
I want to buy them already cracked. It's
just too much work.

323
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:05,620
This right here, this is why we did the
RV. This is why we put up with dirt and

324
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:08,200
boy smell so that we could be here.

325
00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:11,140
Right now, with this amazing view.

326
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:13,420
There he got him, bro.

327
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:14,579
Holy shit.

328
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:15,700
Oh, he is pissed.

329
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:17,260
He's so pissed.

330
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,180
Yes.

331
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,600
Hey, well, I missed it.

332
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,860
Chef Sam paid.

333
00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:30,840
Here, I retired. That's cool.

334
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,140
I gotta pee.

335
00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,660
Dude, the toilet's clogged.

336
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,080
Yeah.

337
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,920
Clogged, dude. All right.

338
00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:42,900
I knew it was going to get stank nasty
in that RV.

339
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,200
We're in, uh, we're in lot 42.

340
00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:47,480
All right. All right. I'll see you in
15.

341
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:51,340
But, uh, I didn't know how stank nasty.

342
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:52,540
All right. How are we doing?

343
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,040
You sucking it out?

344
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:58,380
We always say this song.

345
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,520
You gotta save that poop.

346
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,380
Save that poop for later.

347
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,480
You know you gotta save that poop.

348
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,460
Save that poop for later.

349
00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:16,860
Jesus. Because if you save that poop, it
just might be better.

350
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,160
See, that's the song counts in this
situation.

351
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,380
Sweet.

352
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,460
Thank you.

353
00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:22,660
All right. Well.

354
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,220
Woo. Well. Nice little $150.

355
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,920
Exactly. I think it was Jack. He's an
excessive.

356
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:34,000
Toilet paper user. He uses like a half a
roll on that ass.

357
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,680
We got a reservation.

358
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:38,020
Nice.

359
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,980
If you guys probably want to change,
it's brushing up a little. Quick

360
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,620
quick showers. Seriously, Jack.

361
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:47,200
You know what? I think it's Brittany's
fault, actually. Yeah, Jack's maybe

362
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,980
have scolded her a little more. Yeah, we
would have been in a better position.

363
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,320
You got a belittle or more?

364
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:55,920
It just goes to show that I'm not being
crazy. I think that Jack needs to get

365
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,660
over this. He needs to grow up and
respect his girlfriend.

366
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,220
Yeah, you little asshole.

367
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,800
Little asshole.

368
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:05,860
Coming up. You know, I was going away
for Ariana's birthday. Yeah, I do know

369
00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:09,480
they were disappointed. I think it's
best for me to walk away from this

370
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,480
workplace.

371
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,400
When is your birthday?

372
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,380
Two days ago. When is my birthday trip?
Birthday week. When is your birthday

373
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:24,420
trip? Birthday month.

374
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:28,240
By the way, your eyes are... Not at all.

375
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:32,640
Mr. Charmer over here. The summer house
just started, and Carl is making moves.

376
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:36,120
Carl, you professed that yesterday
blondes weren't your thing.

377
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:39,060
Oh, explain why. It's confusing. I
forgot.

378
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,880
No, it's actually, there's the carpet.

379
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,400
Wait, what?

380
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,240
Wait, what? Maybe he has carpet floors.

381
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,080
Okay,

382
00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,360
so has anyone's a table bank?

383
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:51,300
Oh, wow.

384
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:56,980
Well, they're dating at the end, Everett
and Lindsay, so they've definitely been

385
00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:58,680
dating. Katie, when's the wedding?

386
00:20:58,940 --> 00:20:59,940
August 17th.

387
00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:01,820
Wow, this will be your best summer ever.

388
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,100
It already has been.

389
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,440
So I'm totally outnumbered. I'm the only
married girl here.

390
00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:07,459
No, you're not.

391
00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:08,460
Well, of course, she and I too.

392
00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:09,940
Kyle. Kyle.

393
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,560
I'm so happy you guys are together.

394
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:17,840
I'm going through a very recent breakup
right now. Oh, really? Yeah.

395
00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:19,460
Why did you guys break up?

396
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:22,010
I'll start crying.

397
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:25,510
It's

398
00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:33,470
really

399
00:21:33,470 --> 00:21:38,310
hard because my family really likes
Patrick and my friends like him too. And

400
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:40,450
used to people just being like
boyfriends and assholes.

401
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:44,430
And so what happens if I wake up a year
from now? I'm like, that was a huge

402
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:45,430
mistake to break up.

403
00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:50,190
I was on, like, the dating app, and I
literally, I feel like I could barely,

404
00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:52,330
like, like one person. Why are you on an
app?

405
00:21:52,530 --> 00:21:55,110
You don't need it. Whatever happened to,
hi, how are you?

406
00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:59,990
I don't want to talk about this anymore.
I feel like, like, he's calling me out

407
00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:01,070
for being on an app?

408
00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:02,430
WTF?

409
00:22:03,170 --> 00:22:07,810
Stassi needs some tough love. She needs
to sack up and hop in the sack.

410
00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:12,570
She doesn't need to go that far, but
maybe, like, a hand on the boob or,

411
00:22:12,610 --> 00:22:13,610
an OTP, a stay.

412
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,740
She's an over -the -pan handjob.

413
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,760
I'm a little jealous that they get to
come out here every weekend and do stuff

414
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,760
like this. Yeah, I know.

415
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,900
Maybe we should have chosen to have,
like, real, like, legit careers.

416
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,640
Like, kinds where you have to go to,
like, grad school or, like, get PhDs.

417
00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:29,840
No, I don't wish that.

418
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:34,900
Do you think there's some talent here
for you to exercise your single muscle?

419
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:37,720
The one right in front of me is who I
would normally go for.

420
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:42,180
He made fun of me for being on a dating
app. Well, the one that was for Kyle?

421
00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:43,980
Yeah.

422
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,960
You know when you have like a bad sense
of direction, you always go the wrong

423
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,400
way? So go the opposite way.

424
00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:53,980
And that's Kyle. Well, let's do one last
cheers to a wonderful lobster clam

425
00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:55,200
bake. Cheers.

426
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,160
Thank you so much.

427
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:01,440
Cheers. And girls, I would really love
it if you guys would come back to our

428
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,440
house. Yeah.

429
00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:03,740
Okay, amazing.

430
00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:05,560
Welcome to Montauk.

431
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:06,900
Cheers.

432
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,680
Let's go to the house. Thank you guys so
much.

433
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:10,880
Go to the house.

434
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,920
It's time.

435
00:23:18,350 --> 00:23:19,269
Quick change?

436
00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:20,270
I'm sorry.

437
00:23:22,510 --> 00:23:24,930
Come on out.

438
00:23:25,210 --> 00:23:26,069
All right, I'm coming.

439
00:23:26,070 --> 00:23:28,250
How did you not get burned, Mariana?

440
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:29,610
Me, I never burn.

441
00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:35,270
Hey. Oh, hello. My name's John. I'll be
your server this evening. Can we start

442
00:23:35,270 --> 00:23:36,390
off with a charcuterie board?

443
00:23:36,610 --> 00:23:37,610
Charcuterie? Perfect.

444
00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:41,370
What's a charcuterie? What's that?
Cheese. Charcuterie is like a cheese and

445
00:23:41,370 --> 00:23:42,670
plate. A charcuterie?

446
00:23:42,930 --> 00:23:45,830
Could I please have the homemade
ravioli?

447
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,050
Yeah.

448
00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:49,830
I love it. I've never seen you order
pasta. Very good.

449
00:23:50,070 --> 00:23:54,030
I just got to say, you girls have been
really, really awesome. Dude, Jack, you,

450
00:23:54,190 --> 00:23:58,770
dude, you fucking tortured her this
morning. You're such a fucking asshole.

451
00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:02,590
No, I'm glad that people realize this.
You were like getting off. The more

452
00:24:02,590 --> 00:24:04,710
annoyed she got, the more you were like
getting off on her.

453
00:24:05,090 --> 00:24:09,330
Brittany, what do you think about the
fact that you said things like, you

454
00:24:09,330 --> 00:24:13,310
I come home, I kind of like expect a
sandwich to be made.

455
00:24:14,010 --> 00:24:18,630
If I'm supporting your lifestyle,
meaning financially, all this other

456
00:24:18,630 --> 00:24:23,170
think once in a while, if I want a
sandwich. And I do that and I give you

457
00:24:23,910 --> 00:24:25,750
Honey, let's not get into our finances.

458
00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:29,410
If I were Brittany, Jax would either be
bleeding or dead right now.

459
00:24:29,890 --> 00:24:31,350
Jax, you have to understand something.

460
00:24:31,730 --> 00:24:34,830
You can't and you shouldn't talk like
that. No, no, no, no, no.

461
00:24:35,550 --> 00:24:38,950
My relationship is my relationship. You
can't tell me how to handle my

462
00:24:38,950 --> 00:24:42,270
relationship. You do you, I'll do me.
Tavors and gifts.

463
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:46,140
are not leveraged. Tom likes to act like
he has a perfect relationship with

464
00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:48,260
Ariana, but it's a regular relationship.

465
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,480
They have their fights, too. If I asked
once in a while, hey, can I have a

466
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,220
sandwich or do my laundry as well?

467
00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:57,300
Dude, I would go, I would bow down. If I
was in a reverse situation, if I was

468
00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:59,140
that person, I'd be like, hell yeah.

469
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,420
Don't talk about it like that.

470
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,740
Brittany's mad down there. Oh, she's not
mad.

471
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,620
Jack's embarrassed me in front of a
whole group of friends and just say

472
00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:10,560
that need to be only between me and him.
It really pisses me off.

473
00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:13,910
No, we have a good weekend. We're going
to end on a good weekend. It was all

474
00:25:13,910 --> 00:25:15,030
just funny games.

475
00:25:15,690 --> 00:25:22,590
Trust me, Brittany. Everything that's
coming out of his mouth is not making

476
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:23,249
look bad.

477
00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:24,970
I don't need relationship advice.

478
00:25:25,170 --> 00:25:27,330
I'm not giving you relationship advice.

479
00:25:27,570 --> 00:25:29,310
You don't need to take it as far as you
do sometimes.

480
00:25:31,550 --> 00:25:32,990
I don't know how this turned against me.

481
00:25:33,670 --> 00:25:35,630
I'm about ready to walk out in two
seconds.

482
00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:42,490
When I first started dating Brittany,
one of the best things I loved about her

483
00:25:42,490 --> 00:25:43,490
is she's not from L .A.

484
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,350
She's a country girl, and she's just
sweet, innocent.

485
00:25:46,930 --> 00:25:50,670
And I think the more she hangs out with
these girls, I feel like a little bit

486
00:25:50,670 --> 00:25:53,270
she's kind of adapting a little bit of
the L .A. trait.

487
00:25:53,530 --> 00:25:55,310
And it kind of really annoys me.

488
00:25:56,090 --> 00:26:00,750
Cheers to a great weekend. Cheers to
Lala missing the out because she doesn't

489
00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:01,830
know what's going on.

490
00:26:02,350 --> 00:26:05,710
She's obviously bored. Hey, you know
what? In honor of that, and I don't know

491
00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:06,710
when this happened.

492
00:26:07,390 --> 00:26:10,710
But I realized that Lala no longer
follows me on Instagram.

493
00:26:11,930 --> 00:26:13,430
Then I went on Twitter.

494
00:26:13,790 --> 00:26:16,070
She no longer follows me on Twitter
either.

495
00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:19,110
Pretty confused with Lala because I
thought we were friends.

496
00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:23,730
Now this bitch is trying to ice me out
by unfriending me on all of her social

497
00:26:23,730 --> 00:26:24,730
media.

498
00:26:26,010 --> 00:26:29,290
I'm not following her anymore. I just
unfollowed her on Instagram.

499
00:26:29,570 --> 00:26:34,570
I mean, bitch, if you want to be petty,
I can get real petty.

500
00:26:35,190 --> 00:26:36,190
So guess what?

501
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,480
Moment on volume.

502
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:39,740
A line has been drawn in the sand.

503
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,600
Hi, Peter.

504
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:54,920
You all right?

505
00:26:54,940 --> 00:26:55,940
Yeah, I'm fine.

506
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,600
You were off all weekend. You should be
a lot happier when you come to work

507
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,280
afterwards. Yeah, you would think so.

508
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,320
So I'm guessing you came to talk to
Lisa, right?

509
00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:04,700
Yes. Okay.

510
00:27:05,740 --> 00:27:10,620
I decided to turn my phone off, not
communicate with anybody, because that's

511
00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:13,840
what Lala does when she doesn't want to
do something. She doesn't do it, and,

512
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,640
you know, she goes into shutdown mode.

513
00:27:17,180 --> 00:27:18,119
Hey. Hey.

514
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:21,820
Oh, Lala's here to see you. Oh, she is?
You know what? I'm going to sit there.

515
00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:25,940
Do me a favor. Get me a cup of tea.
Okay. When Lala doesn't show up to go to

516
00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:29,800
Sonoma, and she specifically asks me for
time off, it makes me think of her as a

517
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,800
little erratic.

518
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:36,150
And I actually don't... quite understand
anything Lala's doing right now.

519
00:27:36,510 --> 00:27:41,410
Um, so... Yeah, what's going on? You
know I was going away for Ariana's

520
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:44,930
birthday. Yeah. But if you ask her time
off, you do what you want, but I do know

521
00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:45,930
they were disappointed.

522
00:27:46,310 --> 00:27:49,290
Understandably. I care about Tom, I care
about Ariana.

523
00:27:49,590 --> 00:27:50,630
Well, they care about you.

524
00:27:50,950 --> 00:27:54,570
I should have told them, invite someone
else because I don't want to be around

525
00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:58,730
Jack, who the last time I saw him, you
had an entire full lounge and he

526
00:27:58,730 --> 00:28:00,190
yelled... Let's play some more...

527
00:28:01,419 --> 00:28:06,300
Yeah. Asshole. Across the bar with a
full lounge, okay? Okay, I didn't hear

528
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:07,099
about that.

529
00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:11,320
That's the last time we spoke to each
other. So why did you agree to go in the

530
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,039
first place?

531
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,040
You, and I'm not saying.

532
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,440
Say it, Lola. Over the weekend.

533
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:17,840
What is it? Why are you going to cry?

534
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,700
Because of what they're saying.

535
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,120
Who's saying?

536
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:25,560
That I'm a homewrecker to this guy. It's
just, I can't do this. I want to.

537
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,800
Oh, God.

538
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:32,260
A person who's not even involved with
me. Okay, so you're talking about

539
00:28:32,260 --> 00:28:33,260
like Jack.

540
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,880
All of them. So just because he says it.
All of them. Just because he says it

541
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,880
doesn't make it true.

542
00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:42,460
Does it make it true? I know that. I
don't know if the rumors about Lala

543
00:28:42,460 --> 00:28:44,600
a married man are true. I hope not.

544
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:49,840
And I hope not because of the wife
involved. But I also hope not because

545
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,160
should be better than that.

546
00:28:51,380 --> 00:28:55,360
She should have more than that. And she
should have more respect for herself.

547
00:28:55,900 --> 00:29:00,300
I told people it's none of their
business. And then they want to jump on

548
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:00,939
we're friends.

549
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:03,540
So you know what? This is fun for me.
It's like an acting job.

550
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,260
I'm dating the Pope. I'm dating a mayor.
I'm dating a football player. I'm

551
00:29:07,260 --> 00:29:10,140
dating another football player. I'm
dating an NBA player. Let's just go all

552
00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:13,480
across the board so everyone can shut up
and give them something to talk about.

553
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:18,700
But I do believe. I really do. I think
when somebody feels like they catch you

554
00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:24,060
in a lie, then they don't know what part
to believe. They don't know how much to

555
00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:25,060
invest in you.

556
00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:26,980
So who are you, Lala?

557
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:31,500
I have a certain amount of sympathy for
Lala, but she's definitely provocative.

558
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:35,680
She likes to create a situation, then
she likes to be the baby girl. Life

559
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:39,560
doesn't work like that. I think it's
best for me to walk away from this

560
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,560
workplace.

561
00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:49,300
Coming up. I don't like feeling like I'm
not appreciated, and sometimes I feel

562
00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:52,360
that way. What are you going to do if he
doesn't change that stuff?

563
00:30:01,770 --> 00:30:04,970
I think it's best for me to walk away
from this workplace.

564
00:30:07,590 --> 00:30:11,250
Lala, don't give up. What's wrong with
you?

565
00:30:13,030 --> 00:30:17,910
Time to grow up now and deal with it.
You know what? You're going to be the

566
00:30:17,910 --> 00:30:21,250
prettiest, cutest little thing running
around like a lovely little piece of

567
00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:25,770
fluff in Hollywood, getting the lead or
starting to be the rising star.

568
00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:27,790
You think everybody's going to be your
friend?

569
00:30:27,990 --> 00:30:28,990
Really?

570
00:30:29,450 --> 00:30:30,409
Do you?

571
00:30:30,410 --> 00:30:31,410
No.

572
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:37,360
I just want, I mean, I haven't had a
functioning relationship since I was 17.

573
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,720
It's got nothing to do with them.

574
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,640
No, it has everything to do with me. I'm
in charge of my emotions and what goes

575
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,480
on. And I am trying.

576
00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:47,460
I am in charge of my own emotions.

577
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:52,300
Right. Go to that desk. Hold your head
up high.

578
00:30:52,860 --> 00:30:56,040
If you quit, you're going to give some
people a lot of satisfaction.

579
00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:57,480
I don't think you want to do that.

580
00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:03,180
No, I think that I should have had this
conversation with you a long time ago.

581
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,160
Your mother or somebody else should have
had this conversation with you a long

582
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:07,799
time ago.

583
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:12,700
I walk in with every intention of
quitting. But there's something about

584
00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:19,420
woman that I just feel safe. And what
she's telling me is

585
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:21,060
pretty on point.

586
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,640
So I'm not quitting today, Lisa.

587
00:31:22,860 --> 00:31:24,580
Go on. Go do your thing.

588
00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:36,260
Honestly,

589
00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:39,220
like, I like the girl that was single
and I think her name was Saucy.

590
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,300
I like the girl that has boobs.

591
00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:47,500
S -T -A -S -S -I. Not Saucy.

592
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,060
Jesus Christ.

593
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,300
What is this? Dude, it's a mansion.

594
00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:53,780
Look at the pool.

595
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,040
Holy shit.

596
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:00,100
It's bigger than my apartment complex,
and this is just our vacation home.

597
00:32:00,340 --> 00:32:03,640
It's like Lisa Vanderpump's house. It's
awesome. It's awesome.

598
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,640
What is that? Yes, that's her name.

599
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:11,340
Hi. Hi.

600
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,040
What's up? Why is your house this big?

601
00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:19,740
When you guys said that you rented out a
house, my apartment is like this.

602
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,900
In New York City, though, you guys, we
all live in shoeboxes.

603
00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:26,550
Oh, no, I remember. I had to go to
Starbucks in order to go number two.

604
00:32:26,870 --> 00:32:28,350
I'm very much aware of that.

605
00:32:28,650 --> 00:32:30,370
Do we get a drink before we do it? Yeah.

606
00:32:30,870 --> 00:32:31,870
Guys,

607
00:32:32,570 --> 00:32:33,830
they're here. Say hello.

608
00:32:38,610 --> 00:32:39,830
It's about time.

609
00:32:40,770 --> 00:32:41,810
Don't smell anything.

610
00:32:42,030 --> 00:32:43,150
Whoa. Hi.

611
00:32:44,370 --> 00:32:45,470
Oh, my God.

612
00:32:46,290 --> 00:32:47,290
Watermelon margarita.

613
00:32:48,070 --> 00:32:49,290
You were expecting me?

614
00:32:49,610 --> 00:32:52,410
Sheena doesn't have one. Sheena, do you
like margaritas?

615
00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:53,890
Do you have a straw?

616
00:32:53,950 --> 00:32:57,990
Damn. I mean, I had a house pictured in
my head that was like half this size,

617
00:32:58,010 --> 00:33:00,090
but this is unbelievable.

618
00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:04,530
This is like a little sun gazebo. You
can kind of chill out.

619
00:33:05,290 --> 00:33:07,390
This is like the boom boom room, right?

620
00:33:07,830 --> 00:33:13,950
I would totally have sex in this room. I
love this house so much. It makes me

621
00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:15,950
think, damn, I'm in the wrong business.

622
00:33:17,010 --> 00:33:19,830
Maybe I should be in business.

623
00:33:20,590 --> 00:33:22,790
That is perfect timing. I mean,

624
00:33:24,030 --> 00:33:26,950
you can put a little more in there. I
think everyone else should get in their

625
00:33:26,950 --> 00:33:31,790
bikinis and get ready to jump in the
pool. Does anyone jump off of it? No,

626
00:33:31,790 --> 00:33:32,790
too far.

627
00:33:32,950 --> 00:33:37,610
We need to make sure that the fun meter
stays high.

628
00:33:40,930 --> 00:33:42,510
Is that your normal size guy?

629
00:33:43,210 --> 00:33:45,230
This is actually how I go.

630
00:33:46,010 --> 00:33:48,550
I just happened to notice.

631
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,940
For one of the first times ever, we're
going to actually have a hot shot.

632
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,200
Who's that?

633
00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:55,540
Stassi.

634
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,660
Dude, I got to say, it's been a good
trip, man. It's been a great trip.

635
00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:06,980
You guys bone in there?

636
00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:09,480
Kind of. Did you?

637
00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:11,620
I laid in that bed earlier.

638
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:15,280
Like with my face, literally I had my
face buried in that bed earlier.

639
00:34:18,270 --> 00:34:19,750
Voice that out. All right.

640
00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,889
Yeah. Well, did you have fun?

641
00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:24,330
What's the best time?

642
00:34:24,570 --> 00:34:29,449
One of my favorite things earlier was
making me laugh so hard because, like,

643
00:34:29,449 --> 00:34:30,449
Jack's the same stuff.

644
00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:35,770
And you were, like, pissed, but you'd be
like, oh, I'm so pissed.

645
00:34:36,190 --> 00:34:43,190
It's rude. It's also, like, gender roles
ingrained in his head of what

646
00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:45,889
a woman should be doing, what a man
should be doing, and, like, these

647
00:34:45,889 --> 00:34:46,889
misogynistic.

648
00:34:47,909 --> 00:34:50,150
Tendencies. What does a misogynistic
mean?

649
00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:53,130
It gives me misogynism.

650
00:34:53,670 --> 00:34:56,449
Every night, I don't know. What does
that mean? I've never heard that word

651
00:34:56,449 --> 00:34:57,450
before.

652
00:34:57,790 --> 00:34:59,810
It's like being sexist, basically.

653
00:35:00,110 --> 00:35:01,550
I think it's premature.

654
00:35:02,170 --> 00:35:03,750
That's what I said when I dropped it in
your mouth.

655
00:35:04,190 --> 00:35:05,190
He knows moms.

656
00:35:05,350 --> 00:35:06,029
Shut up.

657
00:35:06,030 --> 00:35:07,310
I did. I prematurely became.

658
00:35:07,950 --> 00:35:09,430
I don't want to. I just had to.

659
00:35:09,630 --> 00:35:11,010
I don't like feeling like I'm not
appreciated.

660
00:35:11,330 --> 00:35:14,750
And sometimes I feel that way with him.
What are you going to do if he doesn't

661
00:35:14,750 --> 00:35:15,750
change that stuff?

662
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,100
Obviously, we're not going to stay
together if we're not happy.

663
00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:21,740
You really should get your together
because Brittany is honestly the best

664
00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:25,460
that's ever happened to you. And I don't
want to see you. It's like sometimes

665
00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:30,740
like the comments and stuff. It's just
like, yeah, I can't.

666
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,280
Coming up.

667
00:35:34,860 --> 00:35:36,080
Very well put together.

668
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,360
Thank you.

669
00:35:50,650 --> 00:35:54,190
So they have the best natural boobs
ever.

670
00:35:54,630 --> 00:35:55,569
They're natural.

671
00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:57,930
I just like to touch it. Holy sh**.

672
00:35:58,170 --> 00:35:59,129
They're real.

673
00:35:59,130 --> 00:36:00,770
You can put two fingers right here.

674
00:36:06,010 --> 00:36:06,490
You poured

675
00:36:06,490 --> 00:36:14,330
me

676
00:36:14,330 --> 00:36:16,270
a little bit when you just did right
now.

677
00:36:17,370 --> 00:36:18,470
That's not a little bit.

678
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,638
Are you talking about Kyle?

679
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:24,080
Yes. He came in the house earlier today
before you guys got here. And he said,

680
00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:25,680
oh my gosh, you're a friend. She's
beautiful.

681
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,460
And she's single.

682
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,600
That's his way.

683
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:36,880
Kyle's giving me some attention, which
is making me nervous.

684
00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:42,300
Do you trust me? Do you trust me?

685
00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:44,460
Be confident in who you are.

686
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,560
I got this.

687
00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:53,820
It's full of life. Bring those leather
nuthuggers down here.

688
00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:57,180
Yeah,

689
00:36:57,460 --> 00:36:59,700
yeah, look at that ass.

690
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,600
Oh, look at those legs.

691
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,200
Oh,

692
00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:05,440
did you have fun?

693
00:37:05,780 --> 00:37:06,780
Yeah.

694
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:12,280
Other than your little toad that you
have every now and then. It happens.

695
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,058
just part of life.

696
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:14,060
You were just like.

697
00:37:14,790 --> 00:37:19,470
hollering about my finances and me not
doing this and that in front of the

698
00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:23,630
entire table. Sometimes I just feel like
I'm not appreciated enough. I feel like

699
00:37:23,630 --> 00:37:24,650
I'm not appreciated sometimes.

700
00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:28,830
Ever. You know, sometimes I ask for a
turkey sandwich and I only get ham.

701
00:37:29,030 --> 00:37:32,590
I think it's being a little bit
misconstrued a little bit. I'm not

702
00:37:32,590 --> 00:37:35,610
single day at 3 o 'clock in the
afternoon I want a sandwich on the

703
00:37:35,610 --> 00:37:37,430
roles were reversed, I'd be like,
listen.

704
00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:40,820
I'm going to make sure that he has a
nice lunch every day. I think once in a

705
00:37:40,820 --> 00:37:43,080
while I'm going to come home, like, it'd
be nice to have lunch there. That's

706
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,720
all. Especially when I pay the rent. I
pay the bills. I pay to do this, I do

707
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:47,520
this, that, that. You don't pay for
anything. I don't do anything.

708
00:37:47,930 --> 00:37:52,110
And I do know that you do a ton for me,
but you also need to respect me and

709
00:37:52,110 --> 00:37:55,750
realize that I do a lot for you, too.
Don't have this, like, attitude to where

710
00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:59,090
you are holding stuff over my head.
Like, for instance, my boob job.

711
00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:00,970
Sometimes you'll be like, well, I paid
for those.

712
00:38:01,170 --> 00:38:05,130
And you can't say stuff like that if you
offered to do that. It's not about the

713
00:38:05,130 --> 00:38:08,070
money. That's fine. Okay, and I know
that. It's about thinking in your head,

714
00:38:08,070 --> 00:38:10,890
know what, he did A, B, and C for me.
Okay. I'd just like you to go once in a

715
00:38:10,890 --> 00:38:13,570
while and be like, you know what, I'm at
the grocery store. He does like the

716
00:38:13,570 --> 00:38:15,790
sandwich. I'm going to make sure I have
it for him. And do I not do that for

717
00:38:15,790 --> 00:38:19,540
you? Every single time? No, not every
single time. Okay. Sometimes when I ask

718
00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:20,540
for it, it's not there.

719
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,420
He knows that I do everything for him. I
do all the laundry. You know, I clean

720
00:38:25,420 --> 00:38:28,580
the house. I take care of him. And I
wait on him basically hand and foot. I

721
00:38:28,580 --> 00:38:30,320
appreciate everything he does for me.

722
00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:34,220
But it doesn't mean that he can just do
or say whatever to me sometimes.

723
00:38:34,620 --> 00:38:36,860
Let's do this instead of arguing back
and forth. We can go nowhere.

724
00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:39,080
I'm going to watch myself and try a lot
harder.

725
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,680
And I'm...

726
00:38:41,090 --> 00:38:43,150
Maybe you could just say, okay, I'll try
a little bit harder, too.

727
00:38:43,610 --> 00:38:46,790
I don't think making a turkey sandwich
once in a while for me for lunch is a

728
00:38:46,790 --> 00:38:47,790
deal.

729
00:39:20,950 --> 00:39:27,910
I hate to say it, but maybe Stassi

730
00:39:27,910 --> 00:39:33,190
should ask herself, what would Lala do?
I mean, this guy probably has some

731
00:39:33,190 --> 00:39:34,190
money.

732
00:39:34,390 --> 00:39:35,390
You never know.

733
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,400
You look very well put together.

734
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,760
Thank you.

735
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,080
Carl,

736
00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:47,160
I need a drink.

737
00:39:47,540 --> 00:39:48,379
What was that drink?

738
00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:49,380
I don't care.

739
00:39:49,740 --> 00:39:51,960
Why are you up here cleaning up? You're
like me.

740
00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:55,860
Katie, for real?

741
00:39:56,980 --> 00:40:01,060
Whenever we're partying, we always leave
an extra glass out on the table for

742
00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:02,060
Tequila Katie.

743
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,440
Oh, here she is.

744
00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:22,320
When Tequila Katie comes out, Schwartz
isn't there to put her in her place. I

745
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,720
mean, if Schwartz was here, he would
have frosting on his face, not me, and I

746
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:26,720
wouldn't have to deal with it.

747
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,200
I hate girl stress.

748
00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:36,620
Coming up. I've never been more talked
off by a human being in my life. That

749
00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:38,120
doesn't make my vagina go like.

750
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:47,080
You look very well

751
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:47,979
put together.

752
00:40:47,980 --> 00:40:53,480
Thank you so much. Is this like an L .A.
thing? Like, you keep your composure.

753
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:54,860
Am I keeping my composure?

754
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,100
Yeah, very fast.

755
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,980
I am here with this.

756
00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:04,600
bougie, blue -blooded, hot guy who
shares a fondness for alcohol.

757
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,180
Basically, the odds are in my favor.

758
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:08,680
You're single?

759
00:41:08,780 --> 00:41:09,780
I'm recently single.

760
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:10,920
Like a week.

761
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:12,500
Embracing?

762
00:41:12,820 --> 00:41:13,820
Yes.

763
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:17,060
Embracing. Kind of hot, though. I like
recently single.

764
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,940
It's our first weekend of the summer.
We've been drinking.

765
00:41:23,580 --> 00:41:28,400
It's like this sexual connection.

766
00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:29,620
He's blonde.

767
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:30,799
I'm blonde.

768
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:35,240
I'm actually a big fan of like, I
actually, Stassi.

769
00:41:39,340 --> 00:41:44,240
Did you just say you have no idea it's
what Stassi? No, I, this is what I do

770
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,240
every time I meet someone.

771
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,440
Seems cool.

772
00:41:47,580 --> 00:41:50,680
I forget how to spell their name or I
forget their name.

773
00:41:52,140 --> 00:41:57,740
My name is Stassi. Yes. My pickup lines
peak after maybe five or six drinks.

774
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,800
And then I cross the threshold, and I
never know when it is. I just go full

775
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,200
-blown across the line.

776
00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:12,560
Did you just insult my clothes?

777
00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:15,980
Okay. The line has now been crossed.

778
00:42:19,780 --> 00:42:26,760
So you want a female in a turtleneck
with Steve

779
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:27,760
Jobs face?

780
00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:29,310
And that's what I look like.

781
00:42:29,730 --> 00:42:32,990
Steve Jobs is an idol of mine.

782
00:42:33,270 --> 00:42:36,630
I thought I'd throw that out there,
like, compare her to one of my idols.

783
00:42:36,890 --> 00:42:38,010
You're such a charmer.

784
00:42:38,410 --> 00:42:39,410
Oh, my goodness.

785
00:42:40,170 --> 00:42:45,350
It was like you guys, the right foot was
good, and then, like, the left foot,

786
00:42:45,390 --> 00:42:47,330
like, just like, eh, fell asleep.

787
00:42:48,410 --> 00:42:52,390
I feel like I should teach you some
lessons on how to make, like, a girl

788
00:42:52,390 --> 00:42:57,170
special. You should probably, number
one, remember girls' names. When they

789
00:42:57,170 --> 00:42:58,910
you things, you should listen.

790
00:42:59,470 --> 00:43:06,230
But also, number three, you should
probably not say that it's a speed job

791
00:43:06,230 --> 00:43:07,970
swimsuit turtleneck.

792
00:43:09,010 --> 00:43:10,010
It could be worse.

793
00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:13,550
The only way it could be worse is if you
were like a serial killer.

794
00:43:14,410 --> 00:43:15,410
So there's that.

795
00:43:15,550 --> 00:43:16,550
I love it.

796
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:27,700
Rule number four. Do not tell a girl
that you're excited about seeing her

797
00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:31,640
when you don't know her name. I don't
think Dalsy is spending the night

798
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,860
It's like pulling a Marilyn Monroe
tonight.

799
00:43:56,180 --> 00:43:57,940
Her bathing suit is beyond.

800
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:00,200
I've

801
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:07,680
never

802
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:11,180
been more turned off by a human being in
my life.

803
00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:13,700
He's like, what's your name?

804
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,880
What a f***ing idiot.

805
00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:21,340
He loves being like, I see your nipples
and I like it.

806
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:26,960
That doesn't make my vagina go like...
Kyle's a really smart guy.

807
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,680
There's a lot of substance going on, you
know, above the abs.

808
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,200
But you don't want to meet Kyle for the
first time drinking, because then you

809
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:41,040
might be like, whoa, that guy is a frat
boy gone wrong.

810
00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:46,660
He's genuinely just an idiot when he's
drunk, but it's not in an offensive way

811
00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:47,860
where I want to, like, pound him down.

812
00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:50,460
Well, I mean, I hope he wouldn't pound
anyone down.

813
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,340
Do you know what that made me want to
do?

814
00:44:53,620 --> 00:44:55,080
Call my ex -boyfriend.

815
00:44:56,240 --> 00:45:00,000
I was just like, oh, my God. This is how
people act?

816
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,080
How?

817
00:45:02,460 --> 00:45:03,460
How?

818
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:09,280
How does that work? Wait, does that mean
you're a certified, like, genius?

819
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:10,718
I should have.

820
00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:12,840
I figured it out.

821
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:14,320
You're a turtleneck.

822
00:45:23,630 --> 00:45:24,890
Can I ask you a question?

823
00:45:25,110 --> 00:45:26,610
What did you say that upset them?

824
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,870
She had a very nice -looking, like,
white purple.

825
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:32,510
These dogs weren't black, so that's my
bad.

826
00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:38,650
I think it's funny. You have a big, you
got your neck.

827
00:45:38,910 --> 00:45:39,910
What the?

828
00:45:41,710 --> 00:45:42,710
I'm going to go jeans.

829
00:45:43,090 --> 00:45:44,090
Okay.

830
00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:49,630
Kyle, when he's drunk, does he blow body
motions in a lot of points?

831
00:45:50,350 --> 00:45:51,350
Hey.

832
00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:55,580
It's like a Ken doll doing Tai Chi
underwater.

833
00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:27,560
is like kind of pretty or cool, you
should probably remember her name,

834
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,200
especially when you've had like a
conversation for like 45 minutes.

835
00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:33,100
What's my name?

836
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:48,460
So in conclusion, I hope you guys loved
Montauk. Seriously, we've had such a

837
00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:49,900
good time. Ta -ta for now.

838
00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:51,480
Move your ass.

839
00:46:52,460 --> 00:46:55,040
Look, I completely struck out, but I
learned something about myself.

840
00:46:55,260 --> 00:46:58,580
After 12 glasses of rosé, I should
probably just shut the f*** up.

841
00:47:37,660 --> 00:47:38,660
Monday is going to be rough.

842
00:47:54,090 --> 00:47:55,090
It's so late.

843
00:47:55,590 --> 00:47:56,590
Wake up.

844
00:47:56,750 --> 00:47:57,910
We gotta get back to the city.

845
00:47:58,690 --> 00:48:03,390
You go deep on Sunday Funday. Wake up,
kids. You're completely f***ed on

846
00:48:03,530 --> 00:48:06,310
And then you're just, like, trying to,
like, survive the rest of the week. I

847
00:48:06,310 --> 00:48:07,310
think I'm still drunk.

848
00:48:07,490 --> 00:48:09,950
I gotta leave in, like, two minutes.
Who's ever come with me? Good to go.

849
00:48:10,550 --> 00:48:11,870
How did we do that, Everett?

850
00:48:12,070 --> 00:48:15,510
Leaving Montauk and going back to New
York City, it's at least a three -and -a

851
00:48:15,510 --> 00:48:16,510
-half -hour drive.

852
00:48:16,570 --> 00:48:20,110
Unlike those L .A. chicks, we have a
real job. I've gotta go make money. I

853
00:48:20,110 --> 00:48:21,550
pay for what I just did this past
weekend.

854
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:53,180
It's challenging because I want to have
fun, but I'm almost 34.

855
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:59,300
Half my social media feed is Coachella,
Burning Man, and then the other half is

856
00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:02,220
baby after baby, wedding after wedding,
and I'm somewhere in between.

857
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,800
I'll call you after my meeting.

858
00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:10,460
All right, love it. We grind it out.
Like, come summer, and it's hot and

859
00:49:10,540 --> 00:49:13,900
You'll be sweating from every crevice of
your body. Hell on earth.

860
00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:17,560
I'm just like, get me out of here. We
definitely live for the weekend.

861
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,120
Way down.

862
00:49:55,950 --> 00:49:56,950
So glad we're finally here.

863
00:49:59,710 --> 00:50:01,750
Oh, I feel so good to be standing.

864
00:50:02,230 --> 00:50:06,130
The first thing I'm doing is plugging
this margarita machine in. But not

865
00:50:06,130 --> 00:50:07,350
helping unload groceries, Kyle.

866
00:50:07,630 --> 00:50:10,470
My group of friends, we've been renting
houses in Montauk for years.

867
00:50:12,090 --> 00:50:13,770
This town is chill.

868
00:50:14,150 --> 00:50:17,150
The Hansons, that's like your mom's
friend who wears pearls.

869
00:50:17,510 --> 00:50:21,910
The East End is like the cool surfer
chick that is a little promiscuous. And

870
00:50:21,910 --> 00:50:22,888
a little, I mean a lot.

871
00:50:22,890 --> 00:50:24,590
Let's get all the groceries in the
refrigerator.

872
00:50:25,410 --> 00:50:26,410
Crush the bread?

873
00:50:27,050 --> 00:50:29,170
You bought Wonder Bread.

874
00:50:29,410 --> 00:50:30,590
There's a reason it's crushed.

875
00:50:31,190 --> 00:50:32,430
Know this thing. What?

876
00:50:33,090 --> 00:50:34,090
It's pretty legit.

877
00:50:34,230 --> 00:50:35,510
How loud is that going to be?

878
00:50:35,730 --> 00:50:37,310
What, are you going to sleep in the
kitchen? Come on.

879
00:50:38,030 --> 00:50:39,230
This thing looks sick.

880
00:50:39,850 --> 00:50:43,750
By the way, kind of awkward when we
decided that the three of us were going

881
00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:48,510
drive together. So I said, oh, shoot,
Lauren's got to go with Carl because she

882
00:50:48,510 --> 00:50:49,510
has to go to work today.

883
00:50:49,790 --> 00:50:52,630
So she was like, wait, you guys are
leaving with Carl alone?

884
00:50:52,870 --> 00:50:53,870
What's wrong with that?

885
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,160
I think last weekend he was kind of
feeling Lauren.

886
00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:02,560
This is actually one of my favorite
weekends out, I think.

887
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,880
Were you at a summer house last Fourth
of July? I was. I think it's kind of fun

888
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,860
to mix it up. Like, I've always been
doing this. This is my sixth summer.

889
00:51:08,860 --> 00:51:10,240
like adult summer camp. It really is.

890
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,080
It's definitely a bonus when you find
out that the new guy in your summer

891
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,520
is not only a total babe, but single.

892
00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:20,840
One year I was in a summer house, and by
the end of the weekend, not one toilet

893
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:24,960
worked. We had two parties, and so we
would have to lock the doors so that

894
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,940
people wouldn't go in because they would
just go on top of what was already in

895
00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:28,538
the toilet.

896
00:51:28,540 --> 00:51:29,540
It was so bad.

897
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,120
Let's just say we probably didn't get
our deposit back.

898
00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:35,260
Are you comfortable being the new guy in
the house?

899
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,680
Yeah, I mean, I knew Colin Everett a
little bit, but it seems like a clicky

900
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:39,680
of crew, so.

901
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:40,740
What? Yeah.

902
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,200
No.

903
00:51:42,270 --> 00:51:44,710
What do you mean? You guys have known
each other for... Clicky because we know

904
00:51:44,710 --> 00:51:47,810
each other, but not clicky that we're
not, like, we're so inclusive of anyone

905
00:51:47,810 --> 00:51:50,570
and everyone. I'm just worried that I'm
not going to be on the inside joke.

906
00:51:51,050 --> 00:51:53,250
You are going to be on the inside joke,
so we're going to make a new one.

907
00:51:53,570 --> 00:51:57,050
The group is really, really tight.
They've all been friends for years.

908
00:51:57,050 --> 00:51:58,050
done summer houses.

909
00:51:58,290 --> 00:52:00,490
I love being the new guy. Be a little
bit of a wild card.

910
00:52:00,730 --> 00:52:03,950
What's your best pickup line? How does
Carl Ragge get girls?

911
00:52:04,730 --> 00:52:05,730
Very simple.

912
00:52:06,070 --> 00:52:09,490
What? Hi, my name's Carl. Hi. What's
your name?

913
00:52:09,690 --> 00:52:10,690
Lauren, nice to meet you.

914
00:52:11,090 --> 00:52:12,090
Pleasure's all mine.

915
00:52:18,190 --> 00:52:21,830
think he's a player yeah totally a
player lauren can't go for these types

916
00:52:21,830 --> 00:52:25,470
guys there's a lot of guys that pride
themselves in new york about like just

917
00:52:25,470 --> 00:52:32,090
juggling like two three five or six
girls oh boy and that's carl to a t you

918
00:52:32,090 --> 00:52:36,970
the bag that's just not me i'd feel like
a dick and there is some guilty

919
00:52:36,970 --> 00:52:41,330
conscious up there's in this blonde flow
hey kyle

920
00:52:42,759 --> 00:52:45,000
How are you? How you doing? Dude. Wait.

921
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,360
Yeah, check out my margarita machine.

922
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,920
Oh, my gosh.

923
00:52:50,140 --> 00:52:53,460
I grew up in Pittsburgh, which is a very
blue -collar city. My mom would work a

924
00:52:53,460 --> 00:52:54,820
whole year to be able to go to the
vacation.

925
00:52:55,100 --> 00:52:59,600
I had six days on the beach for one
year. So the beach to me was like this

926
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:00,459
fantasy land.

927
00:53:00,460 --> 00:53:03,240
That's why you work your ass off to go
and enjoy these things.

928
00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:05,420
Can we get the rundown of what we're
having for dinner?

929
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:07,960
We will try some highly...

930
00:53:09,580 --> 00:53:10,580
Questionable margaritas.

931
00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:12,780
It looks like a dish washing liquid.

932
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,680
It's Slimer Green margaritas. I'm so
glad you guys are here.

933
00:53:16,940 --> 00:53:17,940
Hey, I'm going to go unpack.

934
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,600
No, I'm unpacking. The hangers came.
We're going to go unpack.

935
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,360
Hey, I'm going to shut the door.

936
00:53:23,580 --> 00:53:24,600
We got all the hangers.

937
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:28,540
We're identical twins, but we're not
exactly alike.

938
00:53:28,940 --> 00:53:29,940
Married twin.

939
00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:30,919
Single, twin.

940
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:34,540
And I have the better boobs. I beg to
differ. Your boobs hang a little lower

941
00:53:34,540 --> 00:53:35,479
than mine.

942
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,620
Sorry. First of all, how do you know
that?

943
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,200
Because I've seen you naked. And I've
seen you naked. Yours might be a little

944
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,680
bigger. I'm a 32G.

945
00:53:42,980 --> 00:53:44,560
Well, she's only that long. G as in
giraffe.

946
00:53:46,780 --> 00:53:48,180
I'm really unmotivated to unpack.

947
00:53:48,540 --> 00:53:50,100
I think I brought my whole wardrobe
here.

948
00:53:51,140 --> 00:53:54,780
So how was the car ride out? Wait, tell
me, how was your car ride out? Oh my

949
00:53:54,780 --> 00:53:55,780
God, it was fun.

950
00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:57,280
What do you think about Carl?

951
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:58,840
Carl's fun.

952
00:53:58,990 --> 00:54:01,470
I didn't get to spend a lot of time with
him last weekend, so, like, it was fun.

953
00:54:02,010 --> 00:54:03,010
Is there, like, him?

954
00:54:05,970 --> 00:54:08,750
I mean, yeah, I think he's good
-looking, but, like, I don't know him

955
00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:10,150
enough. Yeah, I just met the guy.

956
00:54:10,470 --> 00:54:13,170
Lauren has had very bad luck with guys.

957
00:54:13,410 --> 00:54:15,230
Trust me, she's not envious of my
situation.

958
00:54:15,730 --> 00:54:17,950
I met my husband, Brad, my first week of
college.

959
00:54:18,530 --> 00:54:21,810
After we got married, he took a job in
California, and I'll be moving home at

960
00:54:21,810 --> 00:54:22,569
the end of the summer.

961
00:54:22,570 --> 00:54:25,970
Ugh, words I don't want to hear. I just
really want Lauren to have what I have,

962
00:54:26,050 --> 00:54:27,810
and the clock is definitely ticking.

963
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,460
My only thing was in the vibe I got was
that like, is he like a player?

964
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,080
I don't know yet. I haven't gotten a
feel for that. I think I'm pretty good

965
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:41,900
judging that. And like, you don't have
that feeling yet. Why do I obviously

966
00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:44,700
like he's only lived in New York for two
years when someone's not lived in New

967
00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:46,820
York for very long. Right. It's like,
it's just the most amazing.

968
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,320
It's like Disneyland for guys. Like,
think about it. Take a new ride every

969
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:51,320
single night.

970
00:55:03,180 --> 00:55:05,980
Coming up.

971
00:55:19,230 --> 00:55:22,510
I'm around you all the time. You talk
about your boyfriend all the time. You

972
00:55:22,510 --> 00:55:24,790
jealous, you're not happy, and you're
bitter.

973
00:55:27,690 --> 00:55:32,390
If that mother f***er Carl breaks her
heart, he better run and hide.

974
00:55:32,690 --> 00:55:34,530
Because I will be after him.

975
00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:56,480
Is that the world's happiest couple?
Smells good.

976
00:55:57,900 --> 00:55:58,900
Smells very good.

977
00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:01,460
What up, buddy?

978
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,580
It smells so good.

979
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,380
Dude, we made it, like, world record
time. World record time. We beat the

980
00:56:07,380 --> 00:56:08,380
by, like, an hour and a half.

981
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,640
Perfect. How are you? Hi.

982
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,540
Work a circus. What's up? Happy weekend.
Happy America's birthday.

983
00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:19,860
Favorite weekend of the year. When we
rented the house in February, I was

984
00:56:19,860 --> 00:56:21,260
single. Hi. Hi.

985
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:23,620
Obviously, things have changed.

986
00:56:24,020 --> 00:56:27,400
Everett and I have been friends with
this group for over two years, but we

987
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:28,620
started dating two months ago.

988
00:56:28,860 --> 00:56:31,080
Why don't you put your shoes in the
closet for a minute?

989
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:33,780
Everett's a sexy man.

990
00:56:34,220 --> 00:56:37,360
Lindsay and I are a team. We're like the
clownfish and the sea anemone. It's a

991
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,460
great symbiotic relationship.

992
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:43,360
It's disgusting, quite frankly. I was
with her on Monday, and she was talking

993
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,560
about getting married. She told me the
same thing.

994
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,800
It's crazy. Time the...

995
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:49,920
Yeah, what do you mean?

996
00:56:50,020 --> 00:56:54,800
He's saving his money for a ring. I know
firsthand that Everett is the ultimate

997
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,240
single guy to have around.

998
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:59,060
That's what I thought I was going to
get.

999
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:02,380
Since when did this get so serious?
They're acting like they're a married

1000
00:57:02,380 --> 00:57:06,120
couple. Lindsay and I were hanging out
all the time when she invited me to join

1001
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:09,880
the house. But now she and Everett are
dating, and I'm stuck spending my summer

1002
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,620
with the Malibu Barbie twins and their
drunk cousin Kyle.

1003
00:57:13,210 --> 00:57:16,890
The problem with what I noticed about
Lindsay is, like, she goes in hard,

1004
00:57:16,970 --> 00:57:20,590
Like, she meets the guy, and that moves
too fast. And for me, I just get scared,

1005
00:57:20,630 --> 00:57:23,470
like, what will happen if this doesn't
end well.

1006
00:57:25,670 --> 00:57:26,670
Who dat?

1007
00:57:26,910 --> 00:57:27,910
Hey!

1008
00:57:28,210 --> 00:57:31,390
Christina! Happy Friday! Happy Fourth of
July weekend!

1009
00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:33,890
Montauk is the place to be on the Fourth
of July.

1010
00:57:34,110 --> 00:57:35,110
Where are you coming from?

1011
00:57:35,250 --> 00:57:36,590
I've been out here since yesterday.

1012
00:57:37,130 --> 00:57:40,610
I've done houses with Lindsay, Kyle, the
twins.

1013
00:57:41,050 --> 00:57:42,790
I've not done a house with Everett.

1014
00:57:43,150 --> 00:57:47,510
Carl or Steven. The house that Carl put
together is a perfect storm of big

1015
00:57:47,510 --> 00:57:49,970
personalities and crazy people.

1016
00:57:57,070 --> 00:57:58,790
This looks amazing. I'm starving.

1017
00:57:59,070 --> 00:57:59,649
What a treat.

1018
00:57:59,650 --> 00:58:00,810
Roll up and have dinner ready.

1019
00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:05,590
If anyone doesn't know, I got a tick
last week from this house.

1020
00:58:06,850 --> 00:58:08,130
She sent me a tick pic.

1021
00:58:13,070 --> 00:58:15,970
Where was it? Creeping up towards the
groin area.

1022
00:58:16,170 --> 00:58:17,170
They like dark spots.

1023
00:58:18,170 --> 00:58:19,170
Lauren's a hot chick.

1024
00:58:19,290 --> 00:58:22,870
If I was a tick, I would definitely
crawl all over that. But it would take a

1025
00:58:22,870 --> 00:58:25,610
long time to get from the ankle to the,
you know, the fun part.

1026
00:58:26,110 --> 00:58:28,570
Everybody got enough salad, steak?

1027
00:58:28,890 --> 00:58:30,670
Oh, we're good. Once that's did, I'm off
duty.

1028
00:58:31,330 --> 00:58:35,850
I basically met everyone in the house
through Montauk. I met Lauren on a train

1029
00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:36,910
Memorial Day weekend 2014.

1030
00:58:37,390 --> 00:58:38,570
Through Lauren, I met her sister.

1031
00:58:40,110 --> 00:58:43,570
That same train I was on with Christina,
who was in my house that year. I met

1032
00:58:43,570 --> 00:58:45,630
Lindsay because she was Christina's
guest.

1033
00:58:45,910 --> 00:58:47,410
I met Steven through Lindsay.

1034
00:58:47,730 --> 00:58:49,730
Everett, I met July 4th, 2014.

1035
00:58:50,090 --> 00:58:54,710
He was having a house party. I met Carl
last year. He's literally chugging the

1036
00:58:54,710 --> 00:58:56,090
world's largest Bala Rose.

1037
00:58:56,330 --> 00:58:58,370
It was the size of a seven -year -old
child.

1038
00:58:58,610 --> 00:59:01,870
A lot of these people that you grow
close with are going to become your

1039
00:59:01,870 --> 00:59:06,430
friends. God forbid if one of us got an
STD because in a matter of weeks, we'd

1040
00:59:06,430 --> 00:59:07,428
all be infected.

1041
00:59:07,430 --> 00:59:08,850
Well, you guys, that was a really good
dinner. Thanks.

1042
00:59:09,310 --> 00:59:13,910
We shopped it. We cooked it. Now you all
get to clean it. All right. I'll take

1043
00:59:13,910 --> 00:59:14,848
it. We want cleanup.

1044
00:59:14,850 --> 00:59:16,030
Yeah. Cleanup.

1045
00:59:21,690 --> 00:59:23,650
Does anyone want a safe salad?

1046
00:59:23,870 --> 00:59:24,870
Yeah. Yeah?

1047
00:59:25,030 --> 00:59:26,030
Great salad.

1048
00:59:27,150 --> 00:59:28,230
I'll clean the counter.

1049
00:59:29,850 --> 00:59:35,690
Hey, live your life and join me on the
dark side.

1050
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,140
Does anyone need any more rosé? I want
to get, like, cozy.

1051
00:59:39,380 --> 00:59:42,960
Carl, light some candles. Let's get
cozy. I know. It is a little rainy night

1052
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:46,280
Montauk. One of the first times Everett
and I met, remember that 4th of July,

1053
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:50,560
the torrential downpour, and we were at
your house, and the cops came?

1054
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:54,920
Oh, yeah. Okay. What are our summer
goals, you guys? Yo, social goals. My

1055
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:58,100
goal, I want to do some things that I
don't normally do when I come out here,

1056
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:04,340
whether that be, like, going... Everett,
get your mind out of the gutter.

1057
01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:08,430
Your summer goal is clearly... Tell me
what my summer goal is. Clearly to find

1058
01:00:08,430 --> 01:00:11,950
guy. No, that isn't... Actually, guess
what? I know what my summer goals are.

1059
01:00:12,290 --> 01:00:16,050
My summer goals are to help Lauren find
a man.

1060
01:00:18,050 --> 01:00:20,890
My goal is to wingman this guy.

1061
01:00:21,890 --> 01:00:24,790
We totally, like, had a, like, bromance
last summer.

1062
01:00:25,890 --> 01:00:30,930
And I would love to support him and his
efforts. I think only, like, first and

1063
01:00:30,930 --> 01:00:32,490
second graders have summer goals.

1064
01:00:33,150 --> 01:00:35,870
It's usually something like, I want to
learn how to braid hair.

1065
01:00:36,450 --> 01:00:37,610
That's so stupid.

1066
01:00:38,410 --> 01:00:39,410
No.

1067
01:00:39,510 --> 01:00:43,510
All right, you want to talk about my
social goals? I do kind of get caught up

1068
01:00:43,510 --> 01:00:46,990
the bro -y moment, just having fun,
making friends.

1069
01:00:47,510 --> 01:00:50,950
It's called a bromant. I just don't want
to be bromanting into my 40s.

1070
01:00:52,350 --> 01:00:53,870
I was born in 1982.

1071
01:00:54,210 --> 01:00:58,730
I'm literally the oldest millennial in
the Hamptons. And I realized that, hey,

1072
01:00:58,750 --> 01:00:59,750
dancing on the bar.

1073
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:03,390
and stand up before in the morning and
seem as cute as it once was.

1074
01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:07,830
And I need to grow up. I think we should
maybe end the night with some beer

1075
01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:09,270
pong. I'm going to bed.

1076
01:01:09,570 --> 01:01:10,570
Who's playing beer pong?

1077
01:01:28,780 --> 01:01:29,960
I'm going to go eat for a bit.

1078
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:31,420
Okay, bye.

1079
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:42,460
This is what we do every single weekend.
It is a Montauk marathon.

1080
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:46,600
Beach parties, pool parties, boozy
brunches, and then we go out at night.

1081
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:51,620
And every bar is open until 4 a .m.

1082
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:53,200
Love this town.

1083
01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:46,150
We need our beauty plates. We definitely
need at least

1084
01:02:46,150 --> 01:02:48,450
seven to eight hours. I prefer eight.

1085
01:02:49,930 --> 01:02:53,050
Because we have the biggest room in the
house. No, thank you.

1086
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,160
Who is that?

1087
01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:10,660
Amanda's Max girlfriend.

1088
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:14,200
We were dating earlier in the year, and
the moment I realized it was going to be

1089
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,120
Montauk, I had to break things off.

1090
01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:19,360
You do not want to be cupped during the
summer.

1091
01:03:40,170 --> 01:03:43,610
Lindsay and I have been talking about
being together since we met. I feel like

1092
01:03:43,610 --> 01:03:46,590
your first date was like two months ago.
Do you need like a cotton swab for your

1093
01:03:46,590 --> 01:03:47,590
ears?

1094
01:03:48,390 --> 01:03:49,390
Dude.

1095
01:03:49,730 --> 01:03:52,410
What the f***? You just started dating
this girl. Relax.

1096
01:04:08,450 --> 01:04:09,910
Living in a co -ed summer house.

1097
01:04:10,140 --> 01:04:12,600
There's a lot of politics that go into
hooking up.

1098
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:16,220
Last summer, I didn't sleep in my house
once.

1099
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:21,560
And the one time I tried to bring girls
back, I was actually denied at the door.

1100
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:25,300
For no other reason than the one girl in
the house was kind of interested in me

1101
01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:26,640
and got a little jealous.

1102
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:30,040
Like, come on.

1103
01:04:47,569 --> 01:04:48,570
What's up, guys? Hello.

1104
01:04:49,450 --> 01:04:51,030
Do you have my sunscreen by any chance?

1105
01:04:51,590 --> 01:04:54,110
No, I don't know where it went. I just
gave it to you upstairs.

1106
01:04:55,310 --> 01:04:58,430
I think I put it down somewhere.

1107
01:04:58,710 --> 01:04:59,870
I kind of would like to use it.

1108
01:05:00,110 --> 01:05:01,470
Did you ask her to bring it? Yes.

1109
01:05:01,930 --> 01:05:03,990
Lindsay just came up to my room and
asked me for it.

1110
01:05:04,490 --> 01:05:08,850
I have known Lindsay for seven or eight
years. We moved in together two and a

1111
01:05:08,850 --> 01:05:09,850
half years ago.

1112
01:05:09,890 --> 01:05:11,110
Thank you.

1113
01:05:12,050 --> 01:05:13,590
Go for it.

1114
01:05:14,430 --> 01:05:18,570
She can be a little self -absorbed at
times, which can be frustrating when you

1115
01:05:18,570 --> 01:05:19,569
live with her.

1116
01:05:19,570 --> 01:05:20,970
Can I see the sunscreen?

1117
01:05:21,570 --> 01:05:22,950
I'm still waiting to use it.

1118
01:05:24,190 --> 01:05:25,950
I didn't realize because you took mine.

1119
01:05:26,490 --> 01:05:29,910
Christina and I have known each other
the longest. We lived in L .A. together.

1120
01:05:30,250 --> 01:05:31,670
She's an entertainment reporter.

1121
01:05:31,950 --> 01:05:33,970
Her job is literally to gossip.

1122
01:05:34,330 --> 01:05:35,330
All right, your turn, Hubs.

1123
01:05:36,730 --> 01:05:38,210
We struggle in our relationship.

1124
01:05:38,570 --> 01:05:39,570
We fight.

1125
01:05:40,690 --> 01:05:42,310
Oh, yeah.

1126
01:05:44,390 --> 01:05:48,450
Lindsay and Everett are over the top.
Their PDA and the fact that now I live

1127
01:05:48,450 --> 01:05:51,710
with her during the week, her boyfriend
sometimes during the week, and now I

1128
01:05:51,710 --> 01:05:54,330
live with them on the weekends as well.
It's just a lot.

1129
01:05:54,710 --> 01:05:55,710
Oh, hey, Steven.

1130
01:05:56,050 --> 01:05:57,510
Oh. Oh.

1131
01:05:58,150 --> 01:05:59,630
Wow, so graceful.

1132
01:06:00,030 --> 01:06:01,030
Coming in hot.

1133
01:06:01,390 --> 01:06:05,370
And the glasses stayed on. Impressed.
I've been coming out to Montauk for

1134
01:06:05,470 --> 01:06:10,690
but this is my first full summer in a
house. I love this cold pool.

1135
01:06:11,450 --> 01:06:16,010
I'm in a transcontinental relationship,
which is not easy, but it cannot be as

1136
01:06:16,010 --> 01:06:18,830
hard as living together all the time.
Like Christina and Lindsay.

1137
01:06:19,070 --> 01:06:21,130
Babe, you know Valaria, right? In French
religion?

1138
01:06:21,410 --> 01:06:25,830
No. Anyway, we had an award ceremony. We
used to have a drinking game every time

1139
01:06:25,830 --> 01:06:28,530
Lindsay and I would drink, babe. We
probably played right here the whole

1140
01:06:28,790 --> 01:06:31,890
It's like Pete's getting several drugs
from the vomit before the alcohol.

1141
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:42,760
You ready, Chris? Yep.

1142
01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:49,500
Oh, we should have got water bottles for
the road. I brought one.

1143
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:51,000
Oh, thank you.

1144
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:58,460
So, Lynn, you guys came home pretty
late.

1145
01:06:58,820 --> 01:07:02,180
We went to Liars, and at some point I
was just so tired, I looked at everyone

1146
01:07:02,180 --> 01:07:04,560
and I was like, I'm going, you can stay,
I don't care, I gotta go.

1147
01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:05,379
Yeah, right.

1148
01:07:05,380 --> 01:07:06,380
Oh, did you leave by yourself?

1149
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:07,419
No, no.

1150
01:07:07,420 --> 01:07:08,920
Everyone came, except Carl.

1151
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:10,600
Carl's a lone wolf.

1152
01:07:11,340 --> 01:07:15,740
Do you think Lauren cared at all last
night that he, like, left out? No, I

1153
01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:17,120
think so. I don't think she cares.

1154
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,860
I'm 32 and single.

1155
01:07:19,140 --> 01:07:23,480
I've been in New York for six years.
I've done the dating thing. And I think

1156
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:26,820
women see what they want to see when it
comes to guys that they like. And

1157
01:07:26,820 --> 01:07:28,860
listen, I've gotten burned by guys
before.

1158
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:30,360
Okay, yeah, late night.

1159
01:07:30,740 --> 01:07:32,580
Carl's a little too slick for my taste.

1160
01:07:50,250 --> 01:07:51,250
That was a Ferrari.

1161
01:07:51,290 --> 01:07:53,370
How do you know a Ferrari, what it
sounds like?

1162
01:07:54,210 --> 01:07:55,210
That's a Corvette.

1163
01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:58,150
No. So what's the game plan for the day?

1164
01:07:59,010 --> 01:08:01,730
Honestly, I think we just got a new
influx.

1165
01:08:01,970 --> 01:08:03,430
A couple cocktails.

1166
01:08:04,230 --> 01:08:05,230
We'll figure something out.

1167
01:08:05,410 --> 01:08:06,410
Okay.

1168
01:08:06,590 --> 01:08:07,590
There's one game plan.

1169
01:08:07,830 --> 01:08:09,010
I stare because I care.

1170
01:08:09,850 --> 01:08:13,330
So last night was kind of good to sneak
away. Dude, when we rolled into Great

1171
01:08:13,330 --> 01:08:16,830
Lady, it was like a homecoming party.
Yeah. You were there for a bit, and then

1172
01:08:16,830 --> 01:08:17,910
you just goated.

1173
01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:19,750
I ran into an old...

1174
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:23,260
Flame. I was wearing my Pittsburgh hat.
He stole my hat.

1175
01:08:23,660 --> 01:08:24,660
Classic girl move.

1176
01:08:24,979 --> 01:08:25,979
Classic girl move.

1177
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:27,979
So, obviously, I had to get my hat back.

1178
01:08:33,460 --> 01:08:34,800
I want to hear about your night.

1179
01:08:35,540 --> 01:08:37,420
Kyle LeGic got a little frisky last
night.

1180
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:39,880
I thought we had a new roommate. First
sleepover of the summer.

1181
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:43,120
Yeah, it was a good home game.

1182
01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:45,100
Home game. Home game. Home game.

1183
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:47,720
I'm an away guy, but you're a home game
guy.

1184
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:53,960
I'm a little nervous that hooking up
with Amanda can turn into, like, a

1185
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:58,120
thing because I know that's going to
make it all the much harder for her. And

1186
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:01,200
meanwhile, I need to be single this
summer. Why can't you guys just hook up

1187
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:01,738
have fun?

1188
01:09:01,740 --> 01:09:04,380
Because she's like, I can't just be
friends. I can't just be hooking up. I

1189
01:09:04,380 --> 01:09:07,880
to be in a relationship with you. Right.
I try to be respectful and not reach

1190
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:08,618
out to her.

1191
01:09:08,620 --> 01:09:13,520
But last night, we kind of just hopped
into, like, our old ways. Yeah, exactly.

1192
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:16,319
Which involved getting naked and jumping
in the hot tub.

1193
01:09:19,099 --> 01:09:20,180
So what about you, Carl?

1194
01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:24,240
I confess, when I was in L .A., I looked
into getting a Skyrider for an

1195
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:25,240
engagement.

1196
01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:28,540
I was in a very serious relationship for
about two and a half years.

1197
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:32,140
There was a lot of pressure from her.
She had four sisters who were all

1198
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,760
and she was kind of getting that
biological clock thing going.

1199
01:09:35,979 --> 01:09:40,500
I didn't end up falling through, oddly
enough, that I broke up with her on a

1200
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:41,500
private plane.

1201
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:44,939
And then you just, do you have like a
parachute just jumped out?

1202
01:09:45,870 --> 01:09:48,069
I wish I did. Or crash it.

1203
01:09:48,850 --> 01:09:51,850
That's like the most epic breakup. It
is. And you know what everybody says?

1204
01:09:52,210 --> 01:09:55,350
What's wrong with you, man? She's a
private plane. I'm like, listen, this is

1205
01:09:55,350 --> 01:09:58,050
challenge. Meeting a girl where you can
take all that stuff away.

1206
01:09:58,590 --> 01:09:59,590
What do we have left?

1207
01:09:59,750 --> 01:10:01,370
Wow. People ask me, why'd you break up
with her?

1208
01:10:01,670 --> 01:10:02,589
That's what I say.

1209
01:10:02,590 --> 01:10:04,310
Because she couldn't live in a cardboard
box with me.

1210
01:10:04,550 --> 01:10:06,370
But if you guys want a skywriter, I got
a guy.

1211
01:10:06,650 --> 01:10:07,650
You got a guy.

1212
01:10:10,670 --> 01:10:13,890
Coming up. You just sit and talk and
talk about yourself.

1213
01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:15,250
You think that I'm selfish.

1214
01:10:15,710 --> 01:10:19,650
Fine, but if I hear something else come
out of your mouth about Everett and I,

1215
01:10:19,770 --> 01:10:21,090
I'm going to have a big problem.

1216
01:10:27,270 --> 01:10:28,310
I really need coffee.

1217
01:10:28,630 --> 01:10:32,910
Thank you.

1218
01:10:34,910 --> 01:10:35,889
Oh, my God.

1219
01:10:35,890 --> 01:10:41,050
Do you see the 4th of July stuff? Does
this not fit our house? I think all of

1220
01:10:41,050 --> 01:10:44,050
need this. What do you guys think about
this? For the 4th, that'll be really

1221
01:10:44,050 --> 01:10:45,050
cute.

1222
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:48,200
Lindsay, I kind of wanted to talk to you
about something.

1223
01:10:48,860 --> 01:10:52,300
I just feel like there's a little bit of
tension between you and I.

1224
01:10:52,860 --> 01:10:57,280
Yeah, I mean, I definitely felt the
tension too. I wanted to clear this up

1225
01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:01,240
before the week, before we got out here,
but you didn't even respond to my text.

1226
01:11:01,740 --> 01:11:03,480
So now we have to talk about it now.

1227
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:08,520
Christina and I have had a lot of great
moments in our friendship. We met in LA.

1228
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:12,660
She was a reporter. I'm a publicist. I
became her forever plus one.

1229
01:11:12,900 --> 01:11:14,280
She was a lot of fun.

1230
01:11:14,570 --> 01:11:18,710
But she changed and I don't really have
time for her drama.

1231
01:11:18,950 --> 01:11:21,230
I live with you. I'm around you all the
time.

1232
01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:25,050
I feel like you talk about your
boyfriend all the time. I don't talk

1233
01:11:25,050 --> 01:11:27,830
boyfriend all the time, Christina, but
he is a big part of my life.

1234
01:11:28,070 --> 01:11:32,350
So if I mention his name, that's not for
you to roll your eyes or get so upset

1235
01:11:32,350 --> 01:11:35,390
because I mentioned his name. Like he's
a huge part of my life. I sleep.

1236
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:37,920
at his apartment more than I sleep at
our apartment.

1237
01:11:38,180 --> 01:11:41,800
I just don't think it's a great idea to
live with somebody full -time as a

1238
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:44,880
roommate in the city and then do a
summer house with them. You have no

1239
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:48,480
Whatever issue's going on, you have no
time to just decompress from it. It's

1240
01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:51,160
just constantly in your face. Well, you
just never get a break. I mean, Lauren.

1241
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:55,260
Even you and I need a break sometimes.
Like, you cannot be with somebody 24 -7.

1242
01:11:55,380 --> 01:11:58,820
I'm not around you all the time anymore
because I have a boyfriend. So maybe

1243
01:11:58,820 --> 01:12:02,700
that's what your issue is. I don't have
a problem with you guys being in a

1244
01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:06,780
relationship. And I don't know what
bothers you, but it's coming across to

1245
01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:09,540
You're jealous, you're not happy, and
you're bitter.

1246
01:12:09,780 --> 01:12:13,020
The fact that Lindsay thinks I'm jealous
of her and Everett is hilarious.

1247
01:12:13,740 --> 01:12:17,300
Everett has been our friend for years,
and if any of us girls wanted him, we

1248
01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:18,740
could have had him a long time ago.

1249
01:12:19,510 --> 01:12:24,430
You brought it up so much last weekend,
so many times, in the car ride on

1250
01:12:24,430 --> 01:12:27,650
Monday. Well, you know why? Because I
was in the car for three and a half

1251
01:12:27,730 --> 01:12:31,550
and the entire time you just sit and
talk and talk and talk about yourself.

1252
01:12:33,690 --> 01:12:34,970
You think that I'm selfish.

1253
01:12:35,230 --> 01:12:38,910
Fine. No problem. This started a couple
of years ago when we got into an

1254
01:12:38,910 --> 01:12:42,210
argument, and I told you right then and
there that I was probably not going to

1255
01:12:42,210 --> 01:12:45,270
tell you a lot of things. You tell me a
lot of things. You don't ask me anything

1256
01:12:45,270 --> 01:12:46,270
about myself.

1257
01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:15,100
Hello. Hello.

1258
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,140
Sure. What are the ladies over there
drinking?

1259
01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:18,640
Rosé.

1260
01:13:18,780 --> 01:13:20,140
Can you send a bottle of rosé to them?

1261
01:13:21,340 --> 01:13:23,980
Please, don't tell them it's from us.
They'll never know.

1262
01:13:24,220 --> 01:13:26,060
I'll go with the smoked salmon bed of
eggs, please.

1263
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:27,540
Likewise, smoked salmon, please.

1264
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,000
Can I do scrambled eggs?

1265
01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:30,199
Thank you.

1266
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:30,959
Thank you.

1267
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:34,060
I'm not going to try to put you on the
spot right now, but indirectly, I am.

1268
01:13:34,740 --> 01:13:37,660
All I heard is that there was, like,
ring talk.

1269
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:41,540
What? Hotline ring?

1270
01:13:43,130 --> 01:13:45,850
What I have with Lindsay is actually
really special.

1271
01:13:46,310 --> 01:13:50,210
We spent two years getting to know each
other. This was like the ultimate slow

1272
01:13:50,210 --> 01:13:52,210
play. And we have like such a strong
foundation.

1273
01:13:52,870 --> 01:13:55,990
Her and I can go live in a cardboard box
and we'd be perfectly happy together.

1274
01:13:56,170 --> 01:13:56,929
Love it.

1275
01:13:56,930 --> 01:14:00,290
There's a point when you know things
work with somebody and you don't need to

1276
01:14:00,290 --> 01:14:03,490
through that whole tap dance that people
do with dating in New York. Because

1277
01:14:03,490 --> 01:14:04,490
dating in New York sucks.

1278
01:14:05,470 --> 01:14:06,470
For girls.

1279
01:14:07,190 --> 01:14:12,110
I feel like your first date was like two
months ago. I just explained it to you.

1280
01:14:12,380 --> 01:14:16,600
Do you need, like, a cotton swab for
your ears? I heard all of it, and I took

1281
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:17,600
massive grain of salt.

1282
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:21,820
Lindsay and I have been talking about
being together since we met two and a

1283
01:14:21,820 --> 01:14:22,478
years ago.

1284
01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:23,980
Well, I didn't know that.

1285
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:26,360
Dude.

1286
01:14:26,540 --> 01:14:29,240
What the f***? You just started dating
this girl. Relax.

1287
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:31,100
We always knew there was a spark.

1288
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:33,960
You're a new couple. Enjoy the honeymoon
phase.

1289
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:35,940
Don't talk about life decisions.

1290
01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:37,360
You're freaking me out.

1291
01:14:43,370 --> 01:14:45,450
Oh, you figured it out? Happy birthday.

1292
01:14:46,070 --> 01:14:47,390
Happy birthday. Happy birthday?

1293
01:14:48,610 --> 01:14:50,190
Happy birthday. We thought so.

1294
01:14:52,950 --> 01:14:55,530
Yeah, rosé all day. I'm getting
wandering eyes.

1295
01:14:56,190 --> 01:14:57,850
I'll be right back. All right, go check
it out.

1296
01:14:59,270 --> 01:15:00,270
Hi, how are you?

1297
01:15:01,370 --> 01:15:06,030
What's weird is, like, three months ago,
you would have been... I know.

1298
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:10,420
I'm doing a knee thing because I feel
like I'll be towering over you. I think

1299
01:15:10,420 --> 01:15:12,560
it's better on the knee. Should I pull
my chair over? No.

1300
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,300
Bring it up a chance.

1301
01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:18,620
Sorry, boys. I need to... No, it's fine.
You guys can stay here. No, we're

1302
01:15:18,620 --> 01:15:20,680
starting to set some themes. Call some
co -founders.

1303
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:22,938
What's your name?

1304
01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:23,940
Dominique. Dominique. Carl.

1305
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:24,719
Hi, Carl.

1306
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:25,318
How are you?

1307
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:26,079
Nice to meet you.

1308
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:27,400
Pleasure. What are we eating?

1309
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:28,800
French toast? We already ate.

1310
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:32,020
You mind if I take a bite? Yeah. How do
you go? Just like hand in?

1311
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:33,780
Yeah. And like one of these?

1312
01:15:34,180 --> 01:15:35,180
Yeah.

1313
01:16:15,310 --> 01:16:18,110
Mexican theme night? What more American
than Mexico?

1314
01:16:19,710 --> 01:16:20,750
Who needs lime?

1315
01:16:20,970 --> 01:16:21,970
I need lime disease.

1316
01:16:22,210 --> 01:16:24,610
Get it from Lauren. Put the tick out of
her. Stop it.

1317
01:16:26,390 --> 01:16:27,970
Tequila. Tequila!

1318
01:16:29,990 --> 01:16:30,990
Okay,

1319
01:16:36,270 --> 01:16:37,270
what needs to get chopped?

1320
01:16:37,390 --> 01:16:40,470
I'm getting everything else to get
chopped right now. We're prepping stuff

1321
01:16:40,470 --> 01:16:42,030
taco stuff plus taco salad.

1322
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:52,520
I think this might be, like, caustic to
drink.

1323
01:16:52,740 --> 01:16:56,460
That's a good word. Most of my vocab is
from seventh grade English class. How'd

1324
01:16:56,460 --> 01:16:57,279
you learn how to swear?

1325
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:58,820
I would say, like, the army, for sure.

1326
01:16:59,060 --> 01:16:59,978
Do they swear in the army?

1327
01:16:59,980 --> 01:17:04,420
Do they swear in the army? I would never
know. I would never assume either.

1328
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:06,740
Speak in acronyms and profanities.
Really?

1329
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:09,280
Honestly, the whole thing is like a
parallel life that I had.

1330
01:17:09,660 --> 01:17:13,160
It doesn't, it's crazy that I used to do
what I used to do.

1331
01:17:13,540 --> 01:17:17,020
After college, I was commissioned as an
officer, a second lieutenant.

1332
01:17:17,630 --> 01:17:22,350
My job was to go find bombs, blow them
up with C4 before they blew us up. I got

1333
01:17:22,350 --> 01:17:24,850
back from Iraq on July 4th of 2009.

1334
01:17:25,430 --> 01:17:29,210
It took me a couple years from getting
out of the Army and living in New York

1335
01:17:29,210 --> 01:17:30,650
for me to get acclimated.

1336
01:17:30,910 --> 01:17:32,270
Am I walking in on something?

1337
01:17:32,530 --> 01:17:33,309
No, you're right.

1338
01:17:33,310 --> 01:17:36,970
In Iraq, we had trucks that had, like,
radio systems. What kind of trucks? Like

1339
01:17:36,970 --> 01:17:40,010
Hummers? Uh, MRAPs, mine resistant,
assault protected.

1340
01:17:40,250 --> 01:17:44,550
Dude, I got hit one time by a bomb. It
shredded all tires, all sides.

1341
01:17:45,230 --> 01:17:46,330
I gotta throw this. Go ahead.

1342
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:50,580
There was a piece of shrapnel about this
far away from my abdomen, and it just

1343
01:17:50,580 --> 01:17:52,660
stopped by the grace of God. It ripped
me in two.

1344
01:18:19,010 --> 01:18:21,910
certain elements from my time in service
bring me back a little bit.

1345
01:18:22,390 --> 01:18:25,570
When you go out every day and you don't
know if any of you guys are coming back

1346
01:18:25,570 --> 01:18:32,230
or not, it's weird to think about. It's
like a parallel

1347
01:18:32,230 --> 01:18:36,090
life that wasn't mine.

1348
01:18:38,050 --> 01:18:40,450
Hey, Ev and Kyle, dinner's ready.

1349
01:18:40,690 --> 01:18:41,690
All right. Okay?

1350
01:18:41,730 --> 01:18:43,030
All right, take a second.

1351
01:18:43,790 --> 01:18:44,790
I'm here to help, man.

1352
01:18:45,890 --> 01:18:46,890
Dude. Yeah.

1353
01:18:49,770 --> 01:18:50,770
I appreciate it.

1354
01:18:50,910 --> 01:18:51,910
I'm hangry.

1355
01:18:52,410 --> 01:18:53,410
Wait, this is amazing.

1356
01:18:53,770 --> 01:18:54,990
Wait, stop, stop, stop.

1357
01:18:56,110 --> 01:18:58,030
Oh my God, there's fireworks. Do I win?

1358
01:18:59,410 --> 01:19:00,410
Let's go out.

1359
01:19:00,550 --> 01:19:03,570
Oh my gosh, this is crazy.

1360
01:19:03,910 --> 01:19:05,110
I just love fireworks.

1361
01:19:05,610 --> 01:19:08,890
I like the metallic looking ones. Yeah.
Aren't they all metallic?

1362
01:19:09,390 --> 01:19:10,390
No, no.

1363
01:19:10,890 --> 01:19:14,890
Where I'm from in Alabama, they don't do
fireworks on the 4th. Why? They do

1364
01:19:14,890 --> 01:19:17,570
fireworks in August because they get
them on sale.

1365
01:19:20,070 --> 01:19:20,909
Excuse me.

1366
01:19:20,910 --> 01:19:26,090
I want to balance out your height. You
guys, we need to do our own fire run.

1367
01:19:26,410 --> 01:19:27,550
Ready? Fire in the hole!

1368
01:19:57,740 --> 01:19:58,740
Let's get dressed.

1369
01:19:58,820 --> 01:20:01,420
You actually got a pedicure before you
came here, didn't you? I did. Is that

1370
01:20:01,420 --> 01:20:04,020
like a weekly thing that you do? No,
every month. What do you think about

1371
01:20:04,020 --> 01:20:05,700
who get pedicures? Oh, you should. I can
tell.

1372
01:20:05,940 --> 01:20:08,040
You're very clean from head to toe.

1373
01:20:08,280 --> 01:20:08,938
Thank you.

1374
01:20:08,940 --> 01:20:09,940
I like that.

1375
01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:12,060
Carl is definitely someone that I'm
attracted to.

1376
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:14,440
His name is Carl, and he's hot.

1377
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:16,200
He's hot Carl.

1378
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:17,960
Let's go, lovebirds. We gotta go.

1379
01:20:28,270 --> 01:20:31,990
You guys have like a whole palace in
here. By the way, you can come use the

1380
01:20:31,990 --> 01:20:33,970
palace anytime you want. When do we
leave? We're ready.

1381
01:20:34,210 --> 01:20:35,210
Five minutes.

1382
01:20:35,350 --> 01:20:36,350
Okay.

1383
01:20:37,470 --> 01:20:39,390
Steven, you ready?

1384
01:20:39,630 --> 01:20:40,630
You ready?

1385
01:20:41,590 --> 01:20:42,590
I'm going up.

1386
01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:14,720
I'm new.

1387
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:16,120
I don't know Ashley.

1388
01:21:16,460 --> 01:21:19,520
Steven and I are just getting to know
each other. Everett and Kyle were boys,

1389
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:22,160
but at a club, I'm not really hanging
out with the guys. Who am I going to

1390
01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:26,220
to? Oh, the blonde girl that's
attractive and also is like smiling and

1391
01:21:26,220 --> 01:21:27,219
to hang out with me.

1392
01:21:27,220 --> 01:21:28,179
That's a no -brainer.

1393
01:21:28,180 --> 01:21:29,580
That's day two of man school.

1394
01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:46,670
I've seen my sister meet many guys, and
there's not a ton of guys that I would

1395
01:21:46,670 --> 01:21:51,250
say instantly she has a chemistry with.
I just still don't know. What is she

1396
01:21:51,250 --> 01:21:52,370
looking for? I don't know.

1397
01:21:52,610 --> 01:21:55,590
I think Pearl's a good guy. I don't
think he's going to have bad intentions,

1398
01:21:55,810 --> 01:22:01,710
especially since we're in the house. I'm
just so protective of her because she's

1399
01:22:01,710 --> 01:22:02,710
not my twin sister.

1400
01:22:02,810 --> 01:22:03,830
We just met.

1401
01:22:04,270 --> 01:22:08,650
One guy after the other is totally not
the right guy.

1402
01:22:13,990 --> 01:22:15,470
Carl, still not making moves.

1403
01:22:16,970 --> 01:22:23,410
I gotta take things into my own hands
here. Let's go take shots at the bar.

1404
01:22:24,450 --> 01:22:25,450
Yeah, I wanna see it.

1405
01:22:30,730 --> 01:22:32,050
I'm pulling you in for a kiss.

1406
01:22:44,140 --> 01:22:45,400
We have an inner house hookup.

1407
01:22:47,300 --> 01:22:48,560
What happened to my wingman?

1408
01:22:54,020 --> 01:23:01,000
The chemistry between Lauren and Carl is

1409
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,900
very real. Are you coming, Ashley and I?

1410
01:23:04,100 --> 01:23:08,820
But if that mother f***er Carl breaks
her heart, he better run and hide.

1411
01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:10,920
Because I will be after him.

1412
01:23:24,190 --> 01:23:25,190
Lauren's hot.

1413
01:23:25,530 --> 01:23:26,530
Lauren's fun.

1414
01:23:26,550 --> 01:23:30,330
But when you hook up with someone in
your summer house, it just causes a lot

1415
01:23:30,330 --> 01:23:34,390
drama. I don't want any drama. I want
everybody to be happy and have fun.

1416
01:23:34,690 --> 01:23:36,310
But I do like Lauren.

1417
01:23:37,310 --> 01:23:42,550
Once I see myself liking someone,

1418
01:23:43,110 --> 01:23:46,610
I'm 100 % in.

1419
01:23:55,150 --> 01:23:57,650
Fifth season on Summer House. Oh, yeah.

1420
01:23:59,070 --> 01:24:00,450
Let's get twisted.

1421
01:24:03,470 --> 01:24:04,610
Team Nipples.

1422
01:24:04,970 --> 01:24:07,250
That happened in our jacuzzi?

1423
01:24:09,610 --> 01:24:11,950
We're nine friends living in a summer
house together.

1424
01:24:12,210 --> 01:24:13,490
Nothing's really off limits.

1425
01:24:13,790 --> 01:24:19,050
Who's farting? What knucklehead did
this? Like, you don't put bananas.

1426
01:24:19,950 --> 01:24:23,050
In a freezer. Who's sharing what beds?
Who's sharing what rooms? I'll sleep

1427
01:24:23,050 --> 01:24:26,110
wherever I have to sleep to end this
conversation.

1428
01:24:27,210 --> 01:24:33,370
Turning 30 means, like, you've got to
get your shit together.

1429
01:24:33,730 --> 01:24:35,610
It's scary to think that I'll be leaving
New York.

1430
01:24:35,910 --> 01:24:38,090
I think you should be thinking about us
moving in together.

1431
01:24:38,330 --> 01:24:41,310
I know I need to grow up, starting after
Labor Day.

1432
01:24:42,850 --> 01:24:43,910
Leaders are out!

1433
01:24:44,390 --> 01:24:46,810
I actually made out with Jacqueline.
What else, Kyle?

1434
01:25:08,020 --> 01:25:11,860
All you want to do right now is just
have fun with or without me. I don't

1435
01:25:11,860 --> 01:25:14,060
what to tell you. You got a girl's
number.

1436
01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:16,280
Then tell me what happened, Everett.

1437
01:25:17,460 --> 01:25:20,120
No matter what I do, it's going to be
under a microscope. I was made to feel

1438
01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:23,480
like I'm pulling wool over her eyes, and
I'm not trying to do that. That guy is

1439
01:25:23,480 --> 01:25:24,398
a player.

1440
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:25,358
I don't understand.

1441
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:26,600
Like, what am I doing wrong?

1442
01:25:27,260 --> 01:25:29,320
Right now, I just can't be in a
relationship.

1443
01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:32,960
You know what? I'm going to go sleep at
a guy's house tonight with a guy in a

1444
01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:36,640
bed. I deserve so much better. You're
not welcome next weekend. Not your call

1445
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:38,500
make, Lindsay. You're a guest. You're a
bitch.

1446
01:25:39,120 --> 01:25:42,620
What the f*** am I doing with my life?
You're not getting it.

1447
01:25:44,830 --> 01:25:46,810
Pour my drink on your face right now.
You guys are a joke.

1448
01:25:47,150 --> 01:25:52,910
I think

1449
01:25:52,910 --> 01:25:55,950
I'll get this.

1450
01:25:56,950 --> 01:26:01,150
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